Anubis. Last release from... 2010 (9 years old!), kernel 2.6 (we're approaching 5), KDE 3.5. What is the chance that it supports modern hardware? That the new versions of popular software will be working under it? Which version of Wine is included? What about security? Aurel, have you lost your mind???
Also, you don't like "debianers", but both Anubis and Zorin are Debian-based. What the hell?
Why Mint? It's the safest bet. And no - it's not another name for Ubuntu. Also, there is a Mint version that is based directly on Debian and has nothing to do with Ubuntu. Ubuntu this or Ubuntu that are simply the same Ubuntu with different desktop environments (Gnome, Lxde/Lxqt, Mate, Budgie etc.). What's wrong with that? Porteus also comes with several desktop environments to choose from. You like KDE, you get KDE version. I like LXDE, I use LXDE version. What's the problem here???